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Marriage: It Takes Two!

Hey everybody, Papa Frank here!  I hear from Cardinal Kasper the Unfriendly Ghost that Marriage can be way too hard for some people.  Well I’m here with some encouraging words for you who might be struggling to live out your … Continue reading

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A Biretta Tip To…@XZaqLee

A Biretta tip to @XZaqLee for his work: Follow him on twitter: @XZaqLee

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Marriage: If At First You Don’t Succeed…

Hey everyone Papa Frank here with more Lenten spiritual advice.  You may know I’ve been supporting people who find themselves accidentally divorced and remarried.  Unfortunately there are still some people in the Church who insist that marriage is “till death … Continue reading

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Hugs > Confession

Hey everybody!  Papa Frank here.  Confession can be scary and implies right and wrong exist.  That’s why I like hugging it out!

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Kids…Think of your Carbon Footprint

Hi everybody, Papa Frank here!  You’ve likely heard of my efforts to make the Church more green.  HVAC is one of the critical moral issues of our time!  Well, Cardinal Kasper the Unfriendly Ghost mentioned a terrible oversight that I … Continue reading

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Annulments: She Might Get Fat

As you know I’ve been an ardent supporter of a variety of reasons that annulments should be granted more freely….here’s another, don’t body-shame her…just put the union asunder!

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Papa Frank Prayer Card

Hi everybody, Papa Frank here!  Now that we’re in Lent, I’d like to give a Lenten Gift to the Church.  I’ve heard rumblings from around the church that my papacy has been a drag on people who like to “believe … Continue reading

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Hell

Hi everybody, Lovable Papa Frank here.  I’d like to tell you about a very scary place today.  It’s a place that mean old-style “judgy” priests used to say that murderers, adulterers, sodomites, and thieves went to.  It’s called HELL.  Now, we … Continue reading

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Apostolic Blessing: Meat Thursday

Hi Everone!  It’s Papa Frank!  I know Ash Wednesday was probably difficult for those of you struggling to keep your pores unclogged (ashes, yuck!).  Also, I heard some of the Cardinals mentioning something about fasting and abstinence being a drag … Continue reading

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Rules

Hey everybody, Papa Frank here.  You may have recently heard I sent my nemsis, Cardinal Burke, off to Guam to attend some trial.  I figured he would like that cause he’s like super into making judgements.  Well, I’ve been thinking … Continue reading

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