Tag Archives: Francis

Annulments: She Might Get Fat

As you know I’ve been an ardent supporter of a variety of reasons that annulments should be granted more freely….here’s another, don’t body-shame her…just put the union asunder!

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Papa Frank Prayer Card

Hi everybody, Papa Frank here!  Now that we’re in Lent, I’d like to give a Lenten Gift to the Church.  I’ve heard rumblings from around the church that my papacy has been a drag on people who like to “believe … Continue reading

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Hell

Hi everybody, Lovable Papa Frank here.  I’d like to tell you about a very scary place today.  It’s a place that mean old-style “judgy” priests used to say that murderers, adulterers, sodomites, and thieves went to.  It’s called HELL.  Now, we … Continue reading

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Apostolic Blessing: Meat Thursday

Hi Everone!  It’s Papa Frank!  I know Ash Wednesday was probably difficult for those of you struggling to keep your pores unclogged (ashes, yuck!).  Also, I heard some of the Cardinals mentioning something about fasting and abstinence being a drag … Continue reading

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We Couldn’t Have Said It Better

It wasn’t your friends at casualfrank.com who put the posters up in Rome pointing out Papa Frank’s hypocrisy in his message of mercy but his rule of autocracy.  We do; however, we salute those who did. As our Generalissimo continues his unending verbal … Continue reading

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Judgement

Remember kids, even though Jesus mentioned not to do some things and to do other things…don’t judge!  

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