Papa Frank Prayer Card

Hi everybody, Papa Frank here!  Now that we’re in Lent, I’d like to give a Lenten Gift to the Church.  I’ve heard rumblings from around the church that my papacy has been a drag on people who like to “believe in things” or “try to be catholic”.  I hear I might be a drag on these peoples’ spiritual lives and I may be a discouraging influence on people of good will.  So, in order to foster a more fruitful prayer life, I’d like to offer a prayer-card of myself…because I’m the bestest…the humblest…and I’m good enough, I’m smart enough, and gosh darnit I really want people to like me!