Hey everybody, Papa Frank here! I hear from Cardinal Kasper the Unfriendly Ghost that Marriage can be way too hard for some people. Well I’m here with some encouraging words for you who might be struggling to live out your vocation:
Hey everyone Papa Frank here with more Lenten spiritual advice. You may know I’ve been supporting people who find themselves accidentally divorced and remarried. Unfortunately there are still some people in the Church who insist that marriage is “till death do us part“, well, to those people I say:
Hey everybody! Papa Frank here. Confession can be scary and implies right and wrong exist. That’s why I like hugging it out!
Hi everybody, Papa Frank here! You’ve likely heard of my efforts to make the Church more green. HVAC is one of the critical moral issues of our time! Well, Cardinal Kasper the Unfriendly Ghost mentioned a terrible oversight that I missed in my efforts to green the Church; Kids. I forgot that some “faithful” Catholics were still bothering to have children. Well, to them I say the following: make the world more sustainable and green by stopping having so many children.
As you know I’ve been an ardent supporter of a variety of reasons that annulments should be granted more freely….here’s another, don’t body-shame her…just put the union asunder!
Hi everybody, Papa Frank here! Now that we’re in Lent, I’d like to give a Lenten Gift to the Church. I’ve heard rumblings from around the church that my papacy has been a drag on people who like to “believe in things” or “try to be catholic”. I hear I might be a drag on these peoples’ spiritual lives and I may be a discouraging influence on people of good will. So, in order to foster a more fruitful prayer life, I’d like to offer a prayer-card of myself…because I’m the bestest…the humblest…and I’m good enough, I’m smart enough, and gosh darnit I really want people to like me!
Hi everybody, Lovable Papa Frank here. I’d like to tell you about a very scary place today. It’s a place that mean old-style “judgy” priests used to say that murderers, adulterers, sodomites, and thieves went to. It’s called HELL. Now, we all know that what those evil old people used to say about hell can’t be true, after all, sometimes people who are habitual adulterers are clearly just living out their version of the sacrament of marriage. I’m here today to warn you about the only type of person going to Hell…traddies.
Hi Everone! It’s Papa Frank! I know Ash Wednesday was probably difficult for those of you struggling to keep your pores unclogged (ashes, yuck!). Also, I heard some of the Cardinals mentioning something about fasting and abstinence being a drag so I want everyone to know to celebrate Meat Thursday.
Meat Thursday
Happy Meat Thursday from the Casual Layman
Meat Thursday is the day which occurs once a Liturgical Year wherein a lovely day of meat enjoyment is bounded on either side by days of abstinence. The hunger pangs of Ash Wednesday are behind us and tomorrow promises only fish. For today, however, we should all give thanks for those animals that gave their all so that we may have meat.