Hi everybody, Lovable Papa Frank here. I’d like to tell you about a very scary place today. It’s a place that mean old-style “judgy” priests used to say that murderers, adulterers, sodomites, and thieves went to. It’s called HELL. Now, we all know that what those evil old people used to say about hell can’t be true, after all, sometimes people who are habitual adulterers are clearly just living out their version of the sacrament of marriage. I’m here today to warn you about the only type of person going to Hell…traddies.
