So I was thinking about how hot it is getting this summer because of all the conspicuous consumption & fossil fuel burning airplanes, cars, boats. I mean I’ve tried to tell people about the moral requirements of using mass transit, not using HVAC systems, and not buying quality automobiles. So then, my friend Cardinal Kasper the Unfriendly Ghost came by and was like:
‘Papa Frank, your like totally missing the point, KIDS — even though they have itty-bitty footprints, they have like MASSIVE Carbon Footprints.’
and then he was like:
‘we’ve already convinced most Catholics to stop believing and breeding like rabbits; but you need to double down on those pesky Catholics always having babies and asking us to baptize them’
So now I’m like:
