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Papa Frank Prayer Card
Hi everybody, Papa Frank here! Now that we’re in Lent, I’d like to give a Lenten Gift to the Church. I’ve heard rumblings from around the church that my papacy has been a drag on people who like to “believe … Continue reading
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Hell
Hi everybody, Lovable Papa Frank here. I’d like to tell you about a very scary place today. It’s a place that mean old-style “judgy” priests used to say that murderers, adulterers, sodomites, and thieves went to. It’s called HELL. Now, we … Continue reading
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Apostolic Blessing: Meat Thursday
Hi Everone! It’s Papa Frank! I know Ash Wednesday was probably difficult for those of you struggling to keep your pores unclogged (ashes, yuck!). Also, I heard some of the Cardinals mentioning something about fasting and abstinence being a drag … Continue reading
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Rules
Hey everybody, Papa Frank here. You may have recently heard I sent my nemsis, Cardinal Burke, off to Guam to attend some trial. I figured he would like that cause he’s like super into making judgements. Well, I’ve been thinking … Continue reading
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Judgement
Remember kids, even though Jesus mentioned not to do some things and to do other things…don’t judge!
My (belated) Sunday Message…
Oh hey there everybody. In the event you missed my highly spritual Sunday address to everybody, I wanted to make sure you got a chance to hear it again here. It goes like this: People who worry about “what” to … Continue reading
Indigenous Peoples
So I was trying like super hard to come up with my prayer intentions for this month and I was thinking about how the whole culture of Christianity is all bad and terrible and everything. Then I was thinking like … Continue reading
Carbon Footprint
So I was thinking about how hot it is getting this summer because of all the conspicuous consumption & fossil fuel burning airplanes, cars, boats. I mean I’ve tried to tell people about the moral requirements of using mass transit, … Continue reading
So Much Theology!
So Benny stopped over last night and forced me to read my illustrated children’s version of the Bible. So, now that I’ve got like TONS of knowledge:
Father’s Day Blessings to Super-Dads
Some people have so many gifts to bring to the Church. I wanted to make sure they all get recognized espeically those who have been traditionally “shut out” from the Lord’s Banquet.
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